I've Been On A (Blogging) Holiday

Just in case you've been missing me, I've done a guest post on another blog. World Domination Handbook. Here I am.

Don't read it if you like stupid questions, or if you are opposed to general ranting and use of the word fuck. A lot.

Pillow Talk: Don't Text The Ants

Mr B was falling asleep the other night and treated me to this observation:

Mr B: I like sleep. Warm inside. Warm. Warm. Cold outside. Brrrrrrrrrrr like a penguins. Penguins don't sleep.

Me: I'm fairly sure they do.

Mr B: Yes but you wouldn't sleep in the cold, would you? *thoughtful pause* Oh, but you're not a penguin. I wonder if ants sleep.

Me: I'm fairly sure they do.

Mr B: Find out for me tomorrow. Write it in your phone. Now. Now's good. But don't text it to the ants though.

Conversations With Mr B : The Crossword Part Two

Scene: The night after the first crossword incident The scenario is pretty much identical.

Mr B: What's another word for a high-pitched cry? I thought screech but it doesn't fit.

Me: Squeal

Mr B: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll

Me: Yes

Mr B: What are you on about?

Me: That's the answer to the question

Mr B: Oh.