If You Have Children...

... you will never again trust that a warm feeling in your groin area is a safe and good thing. You will always be wondering if something spectacularly unpleasant has escaped from your infant's nappy.

I'm just warning you. 

You're welcome. 

Conversations With Mr B : Where Would Starbucks Live?

Me: I need new books thank you please.

Mr B: Okay, are you getting them for the Kindle, or actual books.

Me: Both.

Mr B: And are you getting your actual books from Amazon?

Me: No, from Waterstones.

Mr B: Why?

Me: Because I can use my points card * pause* and also because if I buy them from Amazon, I am not supporting actual book shops like Waterstones and then those shops might go bust and then where would Starbucks live?

Oops

Or, more appropriately, bollocks and arse. I have lost all my blog pictures in a moment of epic stupidity.

I joined Google + by accident one evening, and in my hurry to work out what it was, I managed to delete my album of blog pictures off the internets for all eternity by not reading the warning.

This is going to be terribly time-consuming to fix as I appear to have misplaced (read: deleted) the majority of my paint drawings from my laptop.

I am the queen of muppets.