Sunday, 21 February 2010

Dear Self : A Note About Opening Your Mouth

Don't. It gets you into all kinds of bother, such as:

1. Working on a Saturday.

2. Working late nights when all you want to do is rekindle your relationship with your sofa.

3. Working early mornings which mean getting out of bed at 6.45am when you HATE early mornings.

4. Taking on "special projects" at work (where "special projects" means the sh*t jobs nobody else wants to do because they are a NIGHTMARE).

5. Evenings out that you can't afford and can't be bothered with.

6. Judging a card-making competition at a Mother's Union meeting (sometimes it's best not to ask)

7. Also, opening your mouth is an invitation for others to bite your head off. Apparently.

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