Walking With The Heretic

Today we went walking with The Heretic. The Heretic is the latest nickname for the formerly named Adorable Freya A-B. She has been nicknamed this because she has turned into some kind of demon dog.

We took her on a walk to a place called Plessey Woods near to where we live. At first she seemed like a perfectly normal and incredibly cute puppy, as the pictures below would suggest.

Somewhere between the starting point and the river, she transformed into demon dog: chasing around and tearing up the sand as though trying to murder it. Of course, it could have been a side effect from passively smoking a joint. Not my joint, I hasten to add (nor was it Mr B's or CA's).

During our walk we bumped into a rather odd looking couple with a number of dogs, one being some kind of Boxer breed which vaguely resembled a pony. Boxer-pony bounded over to teeny tiny Freya, who sat looking at him with a great amount of confusion. Boxer-pony was followed by his owner, insistent that his dog was harmless. As he got closer, we all got a whiff of something a little out of the ordinary ... the owner of the dog was smoking a joint. In the woods. Whilst walking his dog.

You just can't make this stuff up!