Conversations With Mr B: Weighing Me Down

Scene: Bedtime. Mr B is snoring away to himself. I am reading. Mr B suddenly sits up and yelps.

Me: What's wrong?

Mr B: Why?

Me: You don't seem very happy

Mr B: It's my bright.

Me: Your what?

Mr B: I'm too bright

* Mr B flops dramatically onto his pillow*

Mr B: It's weighing me down.

Me: Weighing you down how?

Mr B: I'm too bright and it's heavy and it's weighing me down.

Me: Where?

Mr B: Where I am.

Me: So your brightness is weighing you down to the bed them.

Mr B: Yes

Me: Ooooookaaaaaay

Mr B: No comment. No comment.

Me: Huh?

Mr B: You have the right to shut up and be silent.

Me: Why?

Mr B: I said shhhhhhhhh. No comments.