So, this week, I started my new job as an IT trainer. During my induction, I have learnt some very important IT tips and tricks.
1. "It's a work in progress" means I have not got a clue what you've done to your computer.
2. "It's a known fault" means we know our computer system isn't working, but we're not entirely sure why.
3. If your computer breaks, reboot it. Rebooting is a well known cure for everything.
4. If that doesn't work, try stroking it and talking in soothing tones.
5. If all else fails ... smash your computer with a hammer.
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