Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Flying Monsters

Dear Flying Ants,

What is your problem? Really. I'd like to know. Maybe we can sit down and have a mediation session to work this thing out. There's no need to be so aggressive.

All I did was go for a nice walk out and a chat with a friend. We were minding our own business. You did not have to start attacking us and eating us in your thousands.

Also, I did not invite you into my home. I am sure vampiric beings are meant to wait to be invited in. You were definitely not invited in, so stop sucking my blood and go home.

Kind Regards,

Mrs B x

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