Dear Flying Ants,
What is your problem? Really. I'd like to know. Maybe we can sit down and have a mediation session to work this thing out. There's no need to be so aggressive.
All I did was go for a nice walk out and a chat with a friend. We were minding our own business. You did not have to start attacking us and eating us in your thousands.
Also, I did not invite you into my home. I am sure vampiric beings are meant to wait to be invited in. You were definitely not invited in, so stop sucking my blood and go home.
Kind Regards,
Mrs B x
About Me
- Charlotte B
- I am Mrs B: wife, mother, cocker spaniel owner and someday Queen of the Universe. I can almost always be found with my face in a book and a coffee in hand. I also like writing, knitting, crafty things, baking, eating, walking, taking photos and nurturing a close relationship with my sofa and blankets.
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